There’s a climate crisis —haven’t you heard? And it’s bad. Like, really bad. It’s so bad that Joe Biden’s Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry needs to take a jet —private and taxpayer-funded —to exotic locations all over the world to deliver a special message:
We need to stop wasting all this fuel —there has to be a better way!
So Kerry throws on his best salmon-colored tie, or the occasional periwinkle blue, pops into important conferences and tells people how they should live. It’s a pretty sweet gig. Recently, Kerry got to stay at a five-star island resort in the Bahamas —you know, in the name of climate.
According to The Free Beacon John Kerry “is on the Caribbean island for three days this week to ‘advance international cooperation among nations particularly vulnerable to the climate crisis,’ the State Department announced Monday.”
“Included in his itinerary was an opulent opening ceremony held at Atlantis Paradise Island, a lush five-star resort that boasts 14 swimming pools, 14 lagoons, dozens of luxury restaurants, a yacht marina, a private golf course, a world-class casino with more than 700 slot machines, at least 3 nightclubs, and a movie theater. Bahamian prime minister Philip Davis during a Wednesday night speech thanked Kerry for attending the ceremony, a line that was met with muffled applause.”
Kerry, completely oblivious or indifferent, spends his life as a walking contradiction. America has an “obligation’ to “confront” climate change as long as it’s from a first-class seat. John Kerry is worse for the environment than plastic straws. Don’t believe me?
“A flight from Washington, D.C., to Nassau spans nearly 1,000 miles and emits on average more than 53,000 pounds of carbon, The Free Beacon reports. “Atlantis Paradise Island also uses diesel power plants to fuel its energy grid and spends more than $85 million annually on electricity alone, according to consulting firm Filament Energy. The resort’s marina accommodates 240-foot yachts, which burn through thousands of dollars of fuel per hour. Kerry, a former Massachusetts senator, for years owned a yacht of his own, which he docked in Rhode Island to avoid paying $500,000 in taxes. Kerry listed the yacht for sale for $3.9 million in 2016.”
From March 2021 to June 2022, frequent flyer Kerry racked up nearly 200,000 miles in flights —that’s seven times around the world.
Hey Mr. Kerry —ever heard of Zoom?
